My name is Ashley
My hubby is awesome
I have 2 beautiful girls
If the kids are anything like I was as a teen I.AM.SCREWED.
I like to read, watch movies and mindless television
Frisbeterian is my religion (I play disc golf on Sunday mornings when I can)
Grammer is not a strong point of mine so if that is something that annoys you, you will get very annoyed reading my blog
Mackenzie (my oldest) is my serious straight A child, Charley (my 2 yr old GIRL) is my goofy, silly, pull my hair out child
We have a cat, he is fat and black...his name is FATCAT
We have a Turantula, her name is Rose
I am a SAHM and I love it 50% of the time the rest of the time I cant wait for my hubby to get home and take over parental duties (title:where is my hubby comes from this feeling)
I looooove to cook and experimenting is my fav
I like to drink
I smoke (its a shameful pleasure of mine)
Victoria Secret credit card and I have a VERY close relationship
My family is really important to me
I love my kiddos, hubby, family and disc golf...Im pretty much the coolest person.

 

Do you think “Schweddy Pitts” would sell as good as “Schweddy Balls” as an ice cream?

I just said this out loud to my husband…..summer is near here!

This is a “Real Housewives” I could get into!

The Bike Game

Over the past couple of weeks my hubby and I have noticed there have been a lot more bikes on the road, so we decided to start a new game.  The game is called “Name that type of biker.”  There are 4 different types, some bikers can fall into more than one category.  

#1:  Earth.  This biker is trying to lighten their foot print, they are trying to conserve.

#2: Hispster.  This biker usually travels in a pack.  They often wear bright colored shoes and some cool backpack.  

#3: Health.  This biker usually has a helmet on, they also tend to have exercise clothing on.  They are usually carrying a backpack that has a water bottle in it.  

#4:  DUI.  This biker is usually smoking a cigarette while riding their bike.  

(note: we don’t ACTUALLY care why a person rides a bike, it just adds excitement to OUR lives…..please do not take this personally)

Suddenly I am furious, that with my life on the line, they don’t even have the decency to pay attention to me. That I’m being upstaged by a dead pig. My heart starts to pound, I can feel my face burning. Without thinking, I pull an arrow from my quiver and send it straight at the Gamemakers’ table. I hear shouts of alarm as people stumble back. The arrow skewers the apple in the pig’s mouth and pins it to the wall behind it. Everyone stares at me in disbelief.

“Thank you for your consideration.”

I can not wait for this movie to come out!!  My 11 year old has read all 3 of the books and she loves them!  My hubby and I are only on book number 2.

My little bucket head.  I think my mom has one of me when I was a kid, too.  Unfortunately, this bucket actually got stuck on her head (it’s so big and full of brains) and we had to cut it off.  It was really funny at first and then very scary!  

My little bucket head.  I think my mom has one of me when I was a kid, too.  Unfortunately, this bucket actually got stuck on her head (it’s so big and full of brains) and we had to cut it off.  It was really funny at first and then very scary!  

Elves celebrate Valentine’s, too!  If you have an “Elf on a Shelf” you MUST share this with your kiddos!!!  Elf on the Shelf Presents: Lovestruck (by theelfontheshelf)

pbsparents:

Yesterday I posted vintage valentines: http://pbsparents.tumblr.com/post/17273583058/in-the-mood-for-vintage-puns-if-you-werent

A few days before that, I posted “accidentally” threatening valentines from kids: http://pbsparents.tumblr.com/post/17212283925/i-love-those-people-who-are-the-funniest-when

Today I give you: vintage + threatening = really-creepy-vintage-probably-not-meant-to-be-threatening-but-would-seriously-consider-filing-a-restraining-order-against-anyone-who-gave-this-to-me valentines. 

As a side note, if you instead receive a creepy vintage valentine that looks something like this: Rash

Get yourself (and you’re “valentine”) checked out.

From PSA PBS Parents… the more you know…

When I was 16 I was actually broken out in a rash due to an allergic reaction to my depression/anxiety medicine.  It was the worst on Valentine’s day.  

Stop calling your sister an armpit!

I actually had to say these words to my 11 year old.  

thedaddycomplex:

Here it is, folks. A brand new episode of Fighting With Babies. This one’s called “Quite A Spectacle” and in it Wyatt and Boone try to convince Papa to hand over his glasses for their inspection. (It’ll be available on Vimeo later this week.)

As always, I’d really appreciate if you r

eblog/Tweet/share the absolute fuck out of this.

Thanks a heap.

If you are a parent, sibling, human, etc… and you aren’t already in love with these little webisodes, here is your chance!!  Watch it!  They are funny!

Hey, Moms & Dads, PIPA Will Hinder Your Ability To Parent

thedaddycomplex:

SOPA may be off the table in Congress for now, but PIPA is still a threat to your free speech and your ability to protect your children. Here’s a bit from my last post about these harmful bills…

Think this doesn’t apply to moms and dads or that “censorship” just fights terrorism and porn? Think again. Imagine a product or a service causes your child harm and you want to warn other parents on your site or rally others to your cause. Now, imagine not being able to do so. And that’s just one scenario in which parents need absolute freedom to say and write what they want.

How can this happen? From Wikipedia…

Policy analysts for New America Foundation say this legislation would enable law enforcement to take down an entire domain due to something posted on a single blog: “Yes, an entire, largely innocent online community could be punished for the actions of a tiny minority.”

And to be clear, corporations would be the ones pulling the trigger. For example, maybe some kid in Oklahoma makes a Harry Potter gif for his Tumblr blog and Warner Bros. claims that’s an illegal use of their property, the studio can have all of Tumblr shut down.

If you’re anything like me, you depend on the online parenting community for information. And I understand the motivation behind the bill, but this is the wrong way to handle it. As the day goes on, more and more in Congress are understanding that and withdrawing their support.

Make your voice heard by signing the petition at Google or risk having that voice taken away. Without irony or humor I’ll add that you should do it for your children. Because if you don’t protect their rights, no one will.